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Lars outs 16 year old LIAR
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HONK if you believe in PSYCHIC PHENOMENA
In 1943, Dr. Nikola Tesla died in the Ramada New Yorker hotel. Within an hour of his passing, the FBI broke into the room and confiscated ALL of his SCIENTIFIC JOURNALS. They have never been seen again. Below is a document leaked to me by a whistle blower regarding this break-in – which is still denied by the government as if it never happened.
This document below was sent to me in an unmarked paper-wrapped package. The return address on the package read: “Washington, DC.” The package also contained a xerox copy of one of Tesla’s notebooks. In an unsigned cover letter, the leaker explains she/he sent this to me because they are:
“…familiar with my work, and the formulas and sketches in this notebook, will enlighten you and point the way for you to make amazing discoveries regarding the psychic power of vibration.”
I read the journal, memorized it, then burned it in a Webber Grill located in Highland Park, Il. The information I learned, did indeed enlighten me, and forms the basis of my work to this day.
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World Renowned Dr. Lars Dingman, the Award Winning “iTunes Psychic” from Prague, can foretell a subject’s future simply by knowing the LAST THREE SONGS THAT WERE RANDOMLY PLAYED by the person’s digital music player. He works in both Android and iOS. According to US News and World Report, “In 2013, Dr. Dingman mysteriously came into possession of the recovered secret notebooks of Nikola Tesla that were confiscated by the FBI upon Tesla’s death on January 7, 1943. Using previously unknown methods – purportedly gleaned from these personal journals – Dr. Dingman is now able to tune his innate psychic gift to predict the future of his subjects, merely by tuning into the vibrational patterns of last three songs played for the subject. “Sound… energy… matter, it’s all Vibration. SOUND is VIBRATION,” Dr. Dingman states in a recent interview in Vanity Fair. ” “According to Tesla, everything we own, all the objects that we handle and use on a daily basis, pick up the unique “energy Imprint” of its owner,” explains Dr. Dingman from his Los Angeles offices. “An iPod or cell phone or digital music player of any kind is no different – except for the Zune. Can’t crack that thing. By relinquishing control of what songs are played, and allowing the device to “select” your songs for you, you and your object come into harmonic alignment thereby creating an energetic connection between the inanimate object and the very animate person. I learned this important insight from the Great Nikola Tesla. He made this discovery in 1942, during the war. It’s all detailed in his personal notebooks, but when he died less than a year later in 1943, the FBI raided the New Yorker Hotel and confiscated ALL his papers and classified them TOP SECRET… so Tesla’s greatest discovery never saw the light of day.” “Until now. In June 2006, a “Deep Throat” within the Bureau leaked the notebook to me,” crows Dr. Dingman, “and the rest is history.”